This is how it should always go down: Two strangers meet on a plush, white leather couch. One's a nasty slut with a cell phone. The other is a musclebound freak with an empty date book. They decide they like each other enough to skip drinks and get straight to the foreplay. Then, with the use of trick photography, a second guy magically appears and is sucking dick along side our nasty slut until everybody is so worked up that it's time for a guy-guy-girl chain bang. I wish all first dates were like this, don't you?
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